Middlesbrough Football Club Top 100.

Evening Strumpets,

I was trawling back through my email folders when I came upon this from 2007.  It started as a group of bored middle aged blokes (and a wife, more of whom later) sat at work with nothing better to do than come up with songs which contain the names of Boro players Past and Present.  At the time some bloke from Boro, who's name eludes me, had released a version of "Hallelujah" with the name "Mark Viduka" in it.  We thought we could do better.  Louise came up with Number 9.  

Personally I think that Murdoch on the Dance Cloor should have won, but what do I know?

Massive thanks to Simon Mason, Craig Bowler,  Chris Storey, Stuart Loughran, Andy Loughran, Mark Dent, Stephen Didlick, and of course the aforementiond Louise Davies.

100     Ferry across the Merson      Gerry and Terry and Barry 

99       Ziege Stardust and the Spiders from Mars            Bowie 

98       Mow-bray      Sinatra           

97       Merson around  Ray Charles   

96       Hope there's someone          Antony And The David Johnsons   

95       (Tommy) Wright Now          Atomic Gittens          

94       Peake-a-boo   Siouxsie         

93       Williamson it was really nothing     Smiths           

92       Jesus Christie Superstar       God    

91       Liddle Donkey           Bing Crossley

90       Stu (Ripley) missed again    baldie

89       Barmby army            Exploited       

88       Mohan, mohan, mohan         Andrea True 

87       Virjuninho plain        Roxy   

86       Walking Down Maddison     Kirsty MacColl          

85       What Juni'd   The Fall         

84       Downing Albion         Babycham     

83       Jack the Rippers        Nick Cave      

82       (Vi)duka think im sexy         Rod    

81       Golden Brown(lee)   Stranglers     

80       My darling Flemingtine        Huckleberry Hound 

79       What have you done today to make you feel Proud(lock)           Heather Small

78       Hamoré          Dean Martin 

77       (Pat) Cuff dam          Mondays       

76       Putney up putney down, putney feet upon the ground  Some Euro Lass

75       Love her Hedley        Doors 

74       I fought the Law(rence)       Clash  

73       Beck in the USSR       Beatles           

72       Foggon the tyne        Linda's farm 

71       Hey Mickey (Burns)  Toni Basil      

70       The Greenhalgh, Greenhalgh Grass of home         Tom Jones     

69       Is Vickers there?        Department S           

68       Whats it all about, Archie     Bert Bacharach         

67       Moore, moore, moore            Rachael Stevens       

66       Ricard days night      Beatles           

65       Scream if you wanna go Festa         Gerri Halitosis           

64       My Festa,My last, My everything     Barry White  

63       Slaven to love            Roxy    Music

62       Bell'y don’t be a hero           Paper Lace    

61       Platt's Entertainment           Jam    

60       Purple Onion             Johnny Hendrix/Jimmy Hendrie?  

59       Street Hasslebaink    Lou Reed       

58       Dibble Dutch             Malcolm Mclaren      

57       Whoops! I did it again          Britney Pears

56       The Ayresome Street Shuffle/Kavanagh Party     Bruce Rioch And The E

           Street Band  

55       Kernaghan/kerny-can         Golden Earring         

54       Kamara Chameleon  Culture Club 

53       Foggon in the Bushes           Oasis  

52       Chop Souey    System Of A Down   

51       (Ayre)Something      Beatles           

50       Bernie Bennie Hill    

49       Thrills and Mills and Belly aches     Mondays       

48       We're only making plans for Nigel (Pearson)       XTC    

47       A Kinder Magic          Queen

46       Boamward Bound.    Simon And Garfunkel          

45       (Big Mal) Allison        Elvis Costello 

44       Hold on, I`m Cummins.         Sam And Dave          

43       (Alf) Common People           Pulp   

42       Rock n roll Mersonaries        Meat Loaf      

41       Cooper Trooper.        Abba  

40       The living Pears.        Mike And The Mechanics    

39       Wark! (What is it good for?)            Edwin Starr  

38       Ince, twice, three times a lady.         Lionel Ritchie

37       Rickett to ride            Beatles           

36       Cooper Cabana          Manilow        

35       A Hardwick Rains Gonna Fall           Dylan 

34       Proctor Proctor.         Thompson Twins     

33       Maddren World        Tears For Fears        

32       Slaven to Clough       Roxy Music    

31       Return to Zenden.     Elvis   

30       Hendrie red red robin....       Someone Old D

29       Zenden the clowns    Streisand       

28       Schwarzer matta you hey ... Ahh shaddapa you face        Joe Dolce       

27       Riggott here, Riggott now.    Fat Knacker Slim      

26       Boam! Boam! John Lee Hooker       

25       Have you Senior mother, baby        Stones            

24       Everything Mustoe   Those Welsh Fellas  

23       The Souness of Silence         S&G    

22       Here comes Gib-son  Beatles           

21       It must be Clough.     Madness        

20       Green fields of francq           Mendi Couldn’t Hang           Chris

19       Kelham o Rigby         Beatles           

18       Maddren (Maddren, they call him Maddren)       Madness        

17       Eat It   Weird Bosco Jankovich        

16       Hand in Glover          Smiths           

15       Schwarzer feeling     Irene Cara     

14       Living in a Bocsic       LIAB   

13       FreeBaird       Skynard         

12       Xavier told you lately that I love you.         Rod Stewart  

11       Cattermole lotta shakin` goin`on     Elvis   

10       Downing the tube station at midnight.       Jam    

9          Hignetty         Deacon Blue  

8          All we hear is ....Radio Arca   Queen

7          Hickton California     Eagles

6          Mr Gloverman           Shyabba        

5          How Sounness Now  Smiths           

4          Crazy Horsfield          The Osmonds           

3          Murdoch on the Dancefloor Sophie Bextor           

2          Uwe know its Christmas.      Bandaid         

1          Hammo time  MC Garry Hammo     

Till the next one, Learn something new,

Mark.